Alright time for the answers

Dear Marly,
I have some issues with... getting it 'up there'. How would you recomend I get it fixed?
~ANYONE BUT XEMNAS...

Dear ANYONE BUT XEMNAS,
First of all, getting what up where?
If you are referring to tampons I cannot help you, but I have a nice lady friend with antennaes that may be more than willing to instruct you in the use of sanitary womanly items.

Dear Marly....
Can we hang out today?!?! or tomorrow? ;3;
I miss not seeing you for one whole week *shot*
oh and why does the weather suck lately? 8D
Peace out,
Cheru

I think that was meant in context of the day it was posted, but I felt like answering anyway to make my advice column seem more popular!
The weather happens to be beautiful todaaaaay.

dear Mr. M
is doctor pepper a real doctor? im begining to get suspicious...
crapfully, Sasuke Uchia

Dear Sasuka Uchia,
I'm pretty sure Dr. Pepper has a PHD in softdrinkery. I could be wrong though...I have had my doubts as well.
Maybe soon the matter will be investigated and put us ponders to rest.

: Dear Marly,
I keep finding flower petals in my bed and some acid stains on the sheets when I come home from vacations with Zex, or some mission with Xiggy. Could this be that some other members maybe want to use my water bed while I'm gone?
Not assuming it was you or your mad scientist, but I will be charging you for the damages best little buddy:
Dem-Dem
:roses: Dem-dem,
How could you make such a terrible accusation. I am surely neat enough to clean up after myself, and if I am then my mad scientist certainly is. :c
Somebody planted those things to frame me, and I don't appreciate it.

dear Marly,
if there are pokemon that control time and space, how the hell is it possible that you can catch them in a pokeball? I mean serioulsy they control TIME and SPACE shouldn't they be un catchable and wouldn't it be impossiblto hold them in a weak flimsy pokeball? D: this confuses me

dear anon,
Pokeballs can hold anything.
Even chuck norris.

Dear Marly,
I have officially gotten a restraining order against Lar... man. but unfortunately sh.. it keeps coming back for more of whatever it wants from me. I have been researching on Vexens computer about girls and puberty and stuff (this is the site if you wanna check it out: ) and have decided that La... man wants to steal me of my virginity... or what's left of it....................... I'm going to go wallow in my feelings in a giant tub of ice cream. but before i leave... what's a dick?
love,
Will not be cosplaying Namine because can't go to A-next : (

Dear Will not be cosplaying Namine because can't go to A-next,
I advice you to arm yourself with some bug spray and lime green nipple clips (Yes, I went there). If that doesn't work, you're screwed.
As for the dick problem, google images. :3

Dear Marly,
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
please answer in the metric system, in regards to volume per hour an weight per hour, as well as standard coniferous units per week.

Dear anon,
If you expect me, an american, to know what the metric system is, you have another thing coming.

Dear 11,
I have been having problems with a certain member of our organization... well a few of them. I have found my books have gone missing, my '

ersonal items' have been found hanging in the common room and i find that when i AM asleep at random points in the day i am being watched/ molested. Now superior said i can not kill them so what should i do.
- your co-worker

Dear my co-worker,
No wonder superior doesn't want you to kill them...because it's actually superior himself. This is all a plot to mess with your head and your wellbeing.
Aided by Roxas. (Because he looooooooves Zexion. He is sooooooo semxy.)
Btw, I liek dollz.

Dear Marly,
how come that Organization members never seem to sweat, although they wear leather coats all the time? This question has been bugging me forever. :3

dear anon,
Have you ever smelled them? I think not.
:c
This has been another public service announcement.